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[korpi]

Twas the time for an English composition again. These be the titles I got a kick out of.

1. Let your inner poet take over: Thoughts inspired by the night skies

What makes this title so mind-bogglingly weird is that it's right in middle of titles such as "science - philosophy" and "inventions of tomorrow!".

2. X-filesesque: Is the truth out there?

This title scares me. Also, I seriously wonder what the teacher would do if someone wrote a composition with just the words "It is." in it. Besides disqualifying the composition, of course.

3. Cross-subject: A portrait of a responsible consumer



4. All work and no play... : Who needs therapy?

"My math teacher needs therapy. My dog needs therapy. My horse needs therapy. The government needs therapy. My mother needs therapy but she already got it. My little sister needs therapy. Etc." An easy way to write 150 words, all in perfect English.

Alternatively:
10. Who needs therapy?
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5. This title I might even consider: I would like to discover xxx (Insert your own choice)

I would like to discover God: an essay in 200 words. In the same vein: I would like to discover Kabuto (a reference to this). I would like to discover America - not. Seriously though, it'd be wonderful write about I would like to discover a bogeyman under my bed. ^_^

6. But then it goes back to: What is time?

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Finally, the title I'm going to use (unless, of course, I decide to use the bogeyman one): Sci-fi turns me on / off (Delete one). It's tragic that the person who made the titles up felt it necessary to add that last bit in parenthesis. Sci-fi turns me on/off - on/off - on/off...